Harley killed two baby bunnies this week and brought them in the house one at a time to show us.  Harley has such a killer instinct and Pee Wee is such a pacifist.

 

If Harley and PeeWee had been cast in the movie “The Edge”, originally starring Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin…….it would’ve gone something like this…….

 

 

Harley:              We’ll have to distract him and trap him, but it can be done. 
                        Do you believe it, PeeWee?
                           You believe it?
PeeWee:                       I don’t know Harley.
                        I don’t think it’ll work.
Harley:              It will work!
PeeWee:            No!
Harley:              It will work.  What one dog can do another can do. 
PeeWee:            You can’t kill the bunny, Harley.  He’s…
                        He’s ahead of us all the time, like he’s reading our minds.
                        He’s stalking us, for God’s sakes!
Harley:              You want to die out here, huh? Well, then die.
But I tell you what… I’m not gonna die. No, sirree. I’m not gonna die. No, I’m gonna kill the bunny. Say it, “I’m gonna kill the bunny. I’m gonna kill the bunny!” Say it!
PeeWee:             I’m gonna kill the bunny.
Harley:            Say it again.
PeeWee:            I’m gonna kill the bunny!
Harley:            And again.
PeeWee:            I’m gonna kill the bunny!!! 
Harley:            Good. What one dog can do, another can do.
PeeWee:            What one dog can do, another can do.
Harley:            Say it again!
PeeWee:            What one dog can do…
                        Another can do!!!
Harley:            Yeah! You’re goddamn right.
                        ‘Cause today… I’m gonna kill the mother f#%#er.