Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? 
    
    Here is a little test that will help you decide.
    
    The answer can be found by posing the following question: 

    
    
    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
    
    Suddenly, an Islamic 
    Terrorist with a huge knife comes 
    around the corner, locks eyes with you,
    screams obscenities, praises 
    Allah, raises the
    Knife and charges at you. 
    
    You are carrying a 
    Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. 
    
    You have mere seconds 
    before he reaches you and your family. 

     

    
    What do you do? 
    
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    THINK CAREFULLY AND 
    THEN SCROLL DOWN: 
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Democrat's 
    Answer
    
    
    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! 
    Does the man look poor or oppressed?
    Have I ever done anything to him that 
    would inspire him to attack? 
    Could we run away?
    What does my wife 
    think?
    What about the kids?
    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club 
    and knock the knife out of his hand? 
    What does the law say about 
    this situation? 
    Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
    of message does this send to society and to my children? 
    Is it possible he'd be 
    happy with just killing me? 
    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would 
    he be content just to wound me?
    If I were to gra b his knees and hold on, could my 
    family get away while he was stabbing me?
    Should I call 
    9-1-1?
    Why is this street so deserted? 
    We need to raise taxes, have 
    paint and weed day and
    make this happier, healthier street that 
    would discourage such behavior.
    This is all so confusing! I need to 
    debate this with
    some friends for few days and try to come to a 
    consensus. 
    
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    Republican's 
    Answer: 
    
    
    
    BANG!
    
    
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    Redneck's Answer: 
    
    
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG ! 
    Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! 
    BANG! BANG!
    BANG! Click 
    Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those 
    the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
    Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
    Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist